A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure…
This is why I spent last night terrified that the midget clowns were going to appear at my window. Which was a pointless thing to thing about since
A. Midgets wouldn’t be able to reach my window
B. The curtains were closed and I doubt midget clowns have magic powers
C. I’ve never seen a midget clown in Leeds
Get a life, Amy!
